Zombie Apocalypse DreamI had a new dream, first one in a long time. This one was worth the wait too.It's another zombie apocalypse dream, because I find that shit endlessly entertaining.But this one was weird, so it stands out and I think that's why I remembered it.The apocalypse has already been in motion for an unknown amount of time.The world is in ruins and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction.The virus responsible has affected both human and zombie.Everyone, dead, alive, or undead, has become a biological bomb.Too much exertion or activity initiates spontaneous combustion. Humans (and former humans)that 'pop' in close proximity to one another can cause chain reactions.Most of the world was devastated in the early stages because humans and zombiesdidn't figure it out fast enough. Once they did, things got a little more stable.Now the cat and mouse game isn't about frantic running from hordes. It's aboutchess moves, being ninjas, and clever negotiations.You see, the zombies are s
Laughing DoomI remember all our fights.How you always got mad I wasn't your willing puppet.You would call me names and try to hurt my feelings.I would just laugh and shake my head.I wasn't laughing because I thought you were funny.I was laughing because I was imagining you at the bottom of a pool.
PancakesGirl, I'm gunna do you like pancakesLay you downSpread my hot syrup all over youMix it with your melted butterand eat you all up