First KissFirst KissFirst Kiss!This is it!I can't believe it!My first kiss!Oh the bliss!My very first kiss!Here I goAim below the noseClose my eyes and fantasizeOh drat! Oh dirt! Oh shit!!I missed!I missed!My very first kiss!I missed!I don;t know whyI kissed her eye!This couldn't get anyworsePlease, someone get me a hearseI'll try again!I won't missNot againI won't miss on my second kiss!!
DinnerDinnerHer noodles were soft and suppleThe sauce, hot and steamyI stuck my fork inI spread the sauce aboutI was thorough in my taskI dropped my meatballs on topThen I gave it to her