The Mighty ThumbWho is it that gives man his power?Who is the foundation of society?Who is the one that gave man the power over nature?I did! I, the mighty thumb!Without me you'd be nothing! You'd still be living in terrorat night as the jackals and hyenas hunt you in the darkness!No internets, no Jersey Shore reruns, no PORN!Nothing you know and love today would be possiblewithout me!How am I repaid? How do you thank the one who madethis all possible?I'm used to roll boogers!I'm in Thumb Wrestling Federations!I'm sucked on by babies!Don't you tell me you're smart and well to do because of yourstupid brains!Donkies has better brains!!!You don't see donkeys making space ships do you? No! Because theydon't have thumbs and that's why they're so moody!I am the Mighty Thumb! Obey me!