Grrl PomeGirl Poem
I have my legs spread 8 days a week for you.
If it was metal, I'd have sucked the chrome off already.
Through thick and thin and all your problems (and there are many of them),
I've been here for you, every minute of everyday, even when I hate you
for not being what I want you to be.
I'm always hoping my fantasy you meets up with the real you and murders
So I can have you, the perfect you in my dreams, all to myself finally and forever.
I know you're a lost cause and the chances of you magically getting your head
out of your ass is not going to happen, but I guess you're better than the alternative, a bigger asshole.
So here I sit and wait, and hope that fate turns this frog into a prince and I can
live happily ever after.
Until then , though, the very least you could do is pretend to be listening to me
when I am talking to you and would it be so hard to remember my birthday?
It's only one fucking day a year, it shouldn't be that hard to do.
Dream: ShowerOkay.....the setting.
Somehow I got a new job at a huge hip and trendy warehouse store, like a Super Walmart, or a Costco etc....
The deal is, the job tends to get dirty because the business deals with everything from infant clothes and groceries to livestock.
The company offers free showers to dirty employees on company time.
But there's a catch, you get a shower in a glass box behind the row
of cash registers at checkout. That way the consumer can watch.
The rules are a max of four showers a day and each shower must be
between 15 and 30 minutes. A limit of 12 showers per week exists.
I don't know why the policy exists and what the trade off is but apparently
the system works well.
My FIRST day on the job I get assigned to livestock clean up.
I have to clean the pens and move the poo to the organic area. No
problem, I've dealt with such things in the past.
I don't know how big the facility is, but it's huge. The pen area is larger
then most department stores and it's multi-laye