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It's 1am
I sorta kinda just woke up
i am going back to bed
I am using spellcheck because the keyboard keeps moving:P

surgery was supposed to be 3 to 4 hours
i think it ended up being almost 5
I see the doctor in like 14 hours to get unwrapped
so I'll find out all the gory details

i am so high:rofl:

Drunk by tinoplex
Silent Hill 01 by iiRainbowCake

So I got the call.
I go in at 10:30am
I'll be under the knife by 11:30
Surgery is 3 to 4 hours if everything is easy.
Recovery is an hour
If recovery is okay I get to leave.
If I am bleeding, in super pain, or crazy dizzy
I have to stay overnight (at least).

So basically if it all goes good I'll
leave by 6pm and be home in time to watch
the start of the hockey playoffs:bucktooth:

Silent Hill Nurse by john8859  Silent Hill movie nurse by Agacross

I won't be online tomorrow because...drugs.

Thursday I go back to the doctor to get my head
unwrapped and get the incision site inspected.

Then I'll probably check in here and other online places
if I am awake enough to remember typing.:w00t:

Silent Hill Nurse by shygay
I've been a fan of Slayer since reign in Blood was released.
I bought it new on cassette the week it came out.
If you're too young to remember cassettes Google it.

But I think I found something even more hardcore.

I don't know what's worse, the adult men dressed like tools playing instruments
in the background or the crowd of adults jumping to two little girls
lip synching......


Surgery on Weds.
Don't know the time yet but it's going to suck.
I'll be back on by Friday if I am not dead.

Elisa Lam's death is still an unsolved case.
The video is still spooky as hell.
It gets weirdest when she's making the hand movements
and then proceeds to push every button in the
Then she leaves and the door opens and closes a
few times.

Her Tumblr
It's kinda creepy to see her last entries knowing
that something bad happened.…

Oppidum - Thuribulum Crucible by TomScholes

700 by azammii

Kira by art0fCK

Forest girl by Daiyou-Uonome…

Probably one day only. Play while you can.:P

I've removed the iodine and blood stains:w00t:
The murder scene is now clear.:mwahaha:

Pretty nice looking web series/comic

Since I am limited in what I can and cannot do I
have been reading things online a lot like a lot a lot..:meow:



Epic Pills of Epic Happiness by HappehPills

It makes me a whore with a keyboard.:icontyperhappyplz:

I take one and 40 minutes later I am replying
to comments on DA and I'm not even sure
I'm paying attention to what I'm posting:rofl:

I'm pretty sure I carried a conversation across
three replies to two people who were not involved in
the conversation.:bucktooth:

Having a healing incision in the middle of your abdomen
sucks for two reasons.
First, it hurts and is really uncomfortable.
Second, your range of motion is so limited you
really can't do anything besides sit and stand and
even that sucks.

I can feel the area where my appendix used to be.
It feels weird. I guess that's healing sensation.

I have two abscess drill holes in my belly and they
kept leaking a tiny spot of blood over the course
of the day/night.
The nurse said that's ok. I think she's out to get

pills by DiMsHiK
Welcome to the surgery by Matthias-Haker

Tomorrow (or 10 1/2 hours away)
I have to be at the hospital at 6am for a 7:30am surgery:faint:
I should be out of recovery and probably on my
way home at 10am.

The good news is I'll be home nice and early to do
absolutely nothing. There's not even a hockey game on
that I'd want to watch. So it's bad-movies-on-Netflix-nite.

If you want to see the gory details just You Tube an appendectomy.
They have a few on there. Bring popcorn!

So if I never come back it's because I'm dead:w00t:

Good stories with the bears you love

I played with the drums for two hours!

Last Meal by Koltov Nani by Cryophase

OLD DOUBLE Cover by toniinfante Doc Unknown #4 Cover by ryancody

Can you imagine falling into that? :omfg:
and the nurse said by G-Lulu

So my first surgery, the appendix, is the 24th of
The surgery that was postponed because of the
appendix is now scheduled for 2 1/2 weeks later.:faint:
Then three weeks after that I move.
Or that's the plan for now:bucktooth:

Oh yeah, it's raining ice and tomorrow I
get 4 to 8 inches of snow.

It's not as funny as the chick makes it out to be
but the puppy is entertaining.
surgery tools by phoelixde

I found out my surgery for the suicidal appendix
is March 24th:faint:

Also I am probably going to delete my stacks
of messages etc...because I was gone for like
three and a half weeks and I'm over 8.5k messages
and deviations after answering 200 a night for
three nights. I simply cannot catch up.

I'll answer some tonight and then *poof*
the rest have to go, I can't do it.

I am moving the last week of April so that
is probably another two weeks of message
The good news is I'll have space to set up
the scanner:w00t:
Right now I have to pull it off a shelf and sit
the scanner on a chair to plug it in and scan
items. Not fun.
I should find the discs...:paranoid:

Morad and sophie by JeanLaine
gummy vomit by stuntkid

I'm watching Knights of Sidonia on Netflix
It's not bad.
I'm just a fan of Tsutomu Nihei
...and I have nothing else to do:bucktooth:
I'm not allowed to really do anything, I sleep a lot, and
it's super mega cold out.

It's -1F/-18C outside.

I hate that commercial because I now can't stop
hearing the song ......

I spent 8 days in the hospital.

I highly recommend it. Every eight hours
I got a needle in my stomach. So that
meant at 4-6am every day someone would
wake me up for that.
Blood work was 6-7am and that has to be taken away from
the IV so my hands are all dotted with marks.

My IV pole had 4 bags on it at one point.
Every doctor insisted on pushing on my belly.
I had a total of 4 scans with 2 that required I
drink disgusting shit to help the imaging.
The best part was no food allowed for the first 6 days
and the relentless diarrhea.

I got home last night at like 6pm
The nurse asked if I wanted a wheelchair to be trollied
to the lobby
I said no and started putting on my shoes.:P

I'm tired and sore and in 5-6 weeks
I will have surgery to remove my appendix.
I can't have it taken out right now because the inflammation
is too widespread to be safe for surgery.

So I get to be miserable and swallow horse pills for a few weeks.

I found out my reaction to a shot was cellulitis…
Because we can't do things simple and easy here.

Being sick is an adventure

Does anyone have a Roku 3?
Still in hospital on a kindle.
5 days now. Maybe two more to go.
A shot caused a reaction in my arm, so
My elbow was mega swollen and required
A scan and ultrasound. So my elbow is
Keeping me here a day or two longer.

Kindles is hard
I am on a kindle fire.
I am in the hospital and have
Been here since weds night
My appendix was a sleeper cell suicide bomber.
I will be here a few more days.

Writing with kindles sucks.

My father just passed away after suffering a massive heart attack.
I'll be gone for a while.

Update I guess...
My heart is broken
I've cried myself almost dry
I haven't eaten in 20+ hours
It doesn't matter if you know it's going to
happen eventually at some point because we all
go there, it still hurts and it's always too soon

I'll probably be gone for a while
There's a lot to do to help my mom

Thank you for any support
New stuff on me profile page:eager:

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Story time!

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I was one day in my sisters old room that was now empty. All that remained was a small bed in the corner, and then a desk which sat my very first desktop computer. It ran very slow and wasn't the greatest but to me it was my world. My greatest escape from reality. I was just a freshmen and I was alone but I was use to it. I locked myself away in that room for months and my family always would wonder what it was that I would do on that computer. Well readers, I'm about to unlock that mass mystery. There was a software called Limewire that was a free music downloading service. I had it on my computer and that is where I downloaded my music..what little music I had. I hardly liked anything at the time. I had this "grudge" against rock music for the longest time and wouldn't open up to anything other than pop and disney tunes. I was a miss goody two shoes. I also was a hard-core myspace user... I would sit on myspace for hours and just would wait for things to happen i

These parkour zombies will mess you up!

syystuntu by Silppuri  Puppe by Silppuri   Ludmila by Silppuri

The comet is still visible! Make it a point to watch it just once!
It will not be back for 8,000 years!!!!!
Once in a lifetime event! Do not miss out!

C 2014Q2 Lovejoy by phrostie
New videos and stuff on ye olden profile page:eager:

Once again, even after the same prank was just played like 10-11 months ago,
the gullible brainless people of the world actually think a planetary "alignment"
of Earth with Jupiter and Pluto will create a temporary zero gravity environment
on Earth.

It's bad enough that the prank was just pulled this past year.
What's worse is the prank is like 40 years old!
1976, British astronomer Patrick Moore made the announcement on
a radio broadcast.
He told the listeners to go outside and jump at a specific time so they
could feel the difference in gravity and the fucking dopes did it
and called in with their excited claims of reduced weight and slow
decents back to Earth.

So tomorrow morning several thousand morons will be jumping up
and down and they'll tell their friends how they floated for 3 and 4 seconds
before touching back down. Because they're idiots.:grump:

I'm allergic to stupid people.

Cool video. I want to be a homeless astronaut now

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You won’t need fancy equipment to watch a dazzling space rock soar across the night sky early next month.

The Lovejoy comet, known to the scientific community as C/2014 Q2, is visible with the aid of binoculars throughout much of January. And it will be at its brightest on Jan. 7, 2015.

People in the countryside — far from the light population of major cities — will get to scope out the comet with nothing but their eyes.

The comet has an orbital period of roughly 11,500 years, so if you miss it this time around you won’t get another chance.…

Articles about and for viewing the comet…………

Really cool firworks thing.
The video is private so the recent upswing in shares
might result in the video poster taking it down.

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New videos on the profile page:eager:

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